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Thursday, December 22, 2005

Roadkill Seeks Motivation

Uglydoll Originally uploaded by What What.

'Tis the day after methotrexate. With less hormonal activity, I am not a walking (and sleeping) zombie. In fact, I did two loads of laundry before 8 a.m., and submitted a rough draft of some writing to my boss.

By 8:30 a.m., I hit the gym for my daily PT. This is a rather graceless act post-meds. My regular gym bag is a white cotton bag that has my keys, phone, radio, Ace bandages, tissues, and pads in it. The basics. It also has a wadded-up barf bag of one variety or another. A little vomit doesn't have to get in the way of some truly good lifting - well, not mine, anyhow. I have learned to save items that might be useful, so today I snatched from the broom closet an old promotional trick-or-treat bag from that atrocious movie, The Incredibles. They have henceforth been named The Chunks.

My little white bag sits next to the bench where I have selected my dumbbells for the morning: 2 ten pounders, 2 twelve pounders, and 2 twenty pounders. I am one step over now, staring at myself balancing and straining in the mirror, feet shoulder-width apart as my shoulders and delts work. Between my feet sits the unfurled, waiting The Chunks bag. This is far more subtle than when I used to drag the big gray trash cans from their regular locations to wherever I was working out.

Photo credit: "Ugly Doll" by What What on flickr (click on the photo for more work by this artist). Take a look at his official website, What What, and the WhatBlog. Permission obtained for use.


Anonymous Sue said...

Hey, I loved that movie! I bet the bag makes a great spew catcher.

12/22/2005 11:56:00 AM  
Blogger Jen said...

Yeah, there's something about having superheroes at my feet and gastrointestinal mercy that appeals to me, but I'm toppy like that.

12/22/2005 12:45:00 PM  
Blogger Maria said...

That's my favorite Uglydoll! Have you seen all of them?

12/23/2005 03:38:00 PM  
Blogger Jen said...

I totally missed that the doll is part of a series. I'm so unhip. I bet I break down and buy one of these fuckers.

12/23/2005 04:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Sue said...

Maria, you are just the shopping wonder, I swear - you find the best sites to drop cash on. How do you do it?

12/23/2005 06:39:00 PM  
Blogger Maria said...

I have no idea. But people have been putting my talent to use all my life by having my gift shop for them! lol

12/28/2005 12:41:00 AM  

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